A few years ago I started reading Twilight to see what all the fuss was about, I got halfway through the first book and stopped because in my opinion it is the sort of wish washy crap that is only liked by people who don’t read. I’m sorry if that’s harsh but I hated it.
Since then I’ve avoided the entire franchise but over the weekend I got roped into watching Twilight and New Moon.
This is my interpretation:
Twilight: Pale depressed over intense teenagers whine a lot and stare intensely at each other feeling misunderstood by the world.
New Moon: Begins the same as twilight but then gets great as a good 45 minutes of the movie is dedicated to Jacob walking around shirtless. Sadly the whiny pale kids came back and ruined it.